New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[StoneFace]

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are travelling by train to a rugby game. At the station, the three Kiwis each buy a ticket and watch with bewilderment as the three Aussiesbuy only a single ticket between them.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Kiwi.

"Watch and you’ll see", answers the Aussie.

They all board the train. The Kiwis take their respective seats but all three Aussies cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever plan. So after the game, the Kiwis decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save some money, (being clever with money and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the Aussies don’t buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel ‘without’ a ticket?" asks one perplexed Kiwi. "Watch and you’ll see", answers a Aussie. When they board the train, the three Kiwis cram into a bathroom and the Aussies cram into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves and walks over to the bathroom where the Kiwis are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets please"!!!!!

[StoneFace]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille letterin

[shirley_tren@yahoo.com]

when are we getting new levels

[susme48]

Originally Posted by Tony D

Grrrrr... Memo to self: tell Raul to hold off the the New Release a bit longer

Please, Tony, sir...I am not an Aussie, just silly old lady in America...but could you please not do that?? I know I don't have any really good reason why, but I certainly would be appreciative!!

I need sleep...I cannot go on sleep deprived for much longer; if you and Raul talk...please let him know that there are actually those of us who are going to get ill, if it is not released soon....or end up in jail for doing something stupid due to our dazed state.

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by susme48

Please, Tony, sir...I am not an Aussie, just silly old lady in America...but could you please not do that?? I know I don't have any really good reason why, but I certainly would be appreciative!!

I need sleep...I cannot go on sleep deprived for much longer; if you and Raul talk...please let him know that there are actually those of us who are going to get ill, if it is not released soon....or end up in jail for doing something stupid due to our dazed state.

Of course I would never do that , just like everyone else I am eagerly awaiting the New Release.. Unfortunately us Mods do not know when the Release is coming and have to wait , like everyone else... I hope you manage to keep out of Jail.... Not sure what type of Internet connection they have in there

[rebecca slaughter]

ok someone need to wake raul up...tony go growl at raul see if it works

[StoneFace]

Since it is evening, and most if not all posters are adults or good facsimiles of an adult..... here is the following joke offering this evening


A Farm Town farmer is sitting at a Pool Bar getting soused. Another avatar comes by and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk and not out planting, harvesting, and plowing?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened that's so horrible?"

Farmer: "Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man: "Ok, but that's not so bad."

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened then?"

Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

Man: "And then?"

Farmer: "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man: "Again?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So, what did you do then?"

Farmer: "I took her right leg this time, and tied it to the post on the right."

Man: "And then?"

Farmer: "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, when the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

Man: "Hmmm . . . "

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So, then what did you do?"

Farmer: "Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."


"Some things you just can't explain."

[charlies4ng3ls]

Originally Posted by Tony D

Of course I would never do that , just like everyone else I am eagerly awaiting the New Release.. Unfortunately us Mods do not know when the Release is coming and have to wait , like everyone else... I hope you manage to keep out of Jail.... Not sure what type of Internet connection they have in there

I imagine the internet connection is limited and you would need to 'sell your ***' in order to get one in the first place ... might be worth it for FT - I'm ready to sell my facility goodies ... ????? Living in hope - ever yours, Charlie x

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by rebecca slaughter

ok someone need to wake raul up...tony go growl at raul see if it works

Trust me it doesn't

[bluehair]

awww I went out last night and came back home hoping to find a new update and even when I finally awoke this morning till no update if we are to get one by the end of this month then hopefully it will happen before Wednesday (or Thursday my time)