New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[maggiel29]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

Maybe a little humor.... while we wait and wait and wait,,,,


On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this old farmer over and asked, "Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God! I thought I had gone deaf."

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Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."

Farmer Towner: "Thank you."

Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"

Farmer Towner: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."


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Thanks for the giggles : )