New Release -- July 29th, 2010

[dottyF]

Funny stuff.

[servocrow]

To paraphrase a line from the old Universal Studios movies...

"A GOOD POST IS WORTH REPEATING"

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Right you are. And to save us all a lot of time, here is the amended version of my litany from the other day:

Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!
Farmer 13: When will we be able to make lemonade? And how about pumpkin bars? We could use cinnamon, pumpkin, flour eggs sugar --- and I bet if the Dairy plant made cream cheese we could frost them too!
Frequent poster: Still no chainsaw!
Mod: I have redirected Farmer 13 to the Suggestions area.
Farmer 14: I want farm cash! Life is unfair. I will sue. Oh, and you idiots should know it is oats, not oast.
Mod: Please see out previous comments, there is such a thing as an Oast House.
Frequent poster: I am holding the Mayor of Farmtown hostage and will only release him if you give me free Farm Cash and a chainsaw! You have been warned! I have him tied to the buzzsaw feed in my sawmill! The clock is ticking! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

Bravo, Toranut97, Bravo!!!

[swd]

Oh, that's so funny.

[HelenJS22]

Originally Posted by servocrow

To paraphrase a line from the old Universal Studios movies...

"A GOOD POST IS WORTH REPEATING"

Bravo, Toranut97, Bravo!!!

LOL - so many good reasons NOT to be a moderator.

[Farmer Rabbit]

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Right you are. And to save us all a lot of time, here is the amended version of my litany from the other day:

Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!
Farmer 13: When will we be able to make lemonade? And how about pumpkin bars? We could use cinnamon, pumpkin, flour eggs sugar --- and I bet if the Dairy plant made cream cheese we could frost them too!
Frequent poster: Still no chainsaw!
Mod: I have redirected Farmer 13 to the Suggestions area.
Farmer 14: I want farm cash! Life is unfair. I will sue. Oh, and you idiots should know it is oats, not oast.
Mod: Please see out previous comments, there is such a thing as an Oast House.
Frequent poster: I am holding the Mayor of Farmtown hostage and will only release him if you give me free Farm Cash and a chainsaw! You have been warned! I have him tied to the buzzsaw feed in my sawmill! The clock is ticking! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

OMGOSH!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have laughed so hard at this delightful post. Kudos!!! Just too stinking funny for words

umm, any word on the mayor?

[Soxie]

Poor Mayor lol When DO we get a 6th farm? Thanks!

[crispey_cake]

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Right you are. And to save us all a lot of time, here is the amended version of my litany from the other day:

Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!
Farmer 13: When will we be able to make lemonade? And how about pumpkin bars? We could use cinnamon, pumpkin, flour eggs sugar --- and I bet if the Dairy plant made cream cheese we could frost them too!
Frequent poster: Still no chainsaw!
Mod: I have redirected Farmer 13 to the Suggestions area.
Farmer 14: I want farm cash! Life is unfair. I will sue. Oh, and you idiots should know it is oats, not oast.
Mod: Please see out previous comments, there is such a thing as an Oast House.
Frequent poster: I am holding the Mayor of Farmtown hostage and will only release him if you give me free Farm Cash and a chainsaw! You have been warned! I have him tied to the buzzsaw feed in my sawmill! The clock is ticking! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

now i know why we dont have an update yet...the mayor is missing !!!! OMG... i laughed like crazy at this post

oh and i will love the chainsaw too

[dottyF]

Just had to go 3 hrs without electric while we got a new ac unit installed because ours went out 2 weeks ago and Ive been living in a hell hole without air but this 3 hrs without being able to check my crops was tough. I think thats the longest Ive went for the last year. Addiction problem possibly?

[Grumpa]

Originally Posted by TsunamiVince

So there was today's "oast" post. Was there a chainsaw one yet?

Forget the chain saw.

I want 5 lumber Jills instead.

[Susie2]

Not sure if this is the right place, I have just been to my storage to collect some coins and noticed that my Fuel has only 4 on there when I know for a fact that yesterday there was over 40, I have been spending a lot of coins on the fuel so that it lasts for a few days and now it looks as if I have to start all over again, is there a glitch with this, I feel really disappointed about this, it means that I will not be able to seed all my farms.

Sorry about going on, I really feel that I have done all the work and got nothing for it, I would just like to know where the other 40 odd tanks of fuel have gone. Thank you