New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[Ms Helpful]

Ive decided that between Stoneface posts and the fact Tony D is getting stick about being an aussie, I dont really care anymore if we get the announcement or not...... *wanders off to see if reverse psychology works*

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by Ms Helpful

Ive decided that between Stoneface posts and the fact Tony D is getting stick about being an aussie, I dont really care anymore if we get the announcement or not...... *wanders off to see if reverse psychology works*

What is this "Kick an Aussie Week" Beep beep beep

[bagoshen]

Originally Posted by Tony D

What is this "Kick an Aussie Week" Beep beep beep

You know I Love ya Tony

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by Tony D

What is this "Kick an Aussie Week" Beep beep beep

No way....

This is a special week dubbed "Don't Kick an Aussie Week"

But if the developers add a roo to the animal store....hhmmmm.... I will suspect you have had more influence that you have admitted to.


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[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

No way....

This is a special week dubbed "Don't Kick an Aussie Week"

But if the developers add a roo to the animal store....hhmmmm.... I will suspect you have had more influence that you have admitted to.


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u rang

[Taz D]

Originally Posted by Tony D

What is this "Kick an Aussie Week" Beep beep beep

Just one Aussie and you know we only do it because we lov ya...

[StoneFace]

Since he could not give her a Farm 311, a rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.

The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good," and walked away.

The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.

The poor man said, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good."

On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn't take no for an answer. The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.

The rich man's daughter loved her present. She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree. The rich man rushed back over to the poor man's house, demanding an explanation for the horse's blindness.

The poor man replied, "I told you it don't look so good."

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[StoneFace]

This bloke wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in atree in his garden.He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.

''Is it a boy gorilla or a girl gorilla?'' the service bloke asks.
''Boy gorilla'', replies the man.

''Righto'', says the service bloke. ''I'll be round in a jiffy.'' An hour later the service bloke shows up with a stick, a Pit Bull Terrier, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs.

''Right'' he says to the man.'' I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he falls and hits the ground, this highly trained Pit Bull will viciously attack the gorilla crotch. When the gorilla crosses his hands over his crotch to protect himself, you slip the handcuffs on,''

''OK,'' says the man, ''but what's the shotgun for?''

''I'm glad you asked that,'' says the service bloke. '' If by chance I am the one to fall out of the tree and hit the ground before the gorilla does, then please, please, shoot the dog."


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[Taz D]

Raul it is time to start a new thread for us....this one is getting way too full...

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by Taz D

Raul it is time to start a new thread for us....this one is getting way too full...

R I G H T ! ! ! ! !

and the title of the thread can be


WELCOME To the Release of
Farms 11, AND 12.
More Levels (65), and a BONUS $100 Farm Cash
(cuz you are gonna need it when you see the prices of the two dozen new plants, facilities and tools.)

Thank you for your patience.... please see the corresponding second new thread for all your complaints, desire for #13, and whining about what you did not get.

The next release will include removal of all farms belonging to those who post on the second thread.